How are you?
I hope you're buzzin!
Above is the cover for my first book. Fifty Envelopes.
It all began about a year ago when I had to send a letter to the northumbria water board as they were claiming I owe them money, I owed them nothing and made sure they knew it. I went to the shop to buy an envelope with which to post that letter, but the shop only sold envelopes in packs of fifty.
Not wanting to see 49 envelopes go to waste I saw this as an opportunity, I set myself the challenge of writing 49 more letters to people who deserved it. For both good and bad reasons. This has lead to me being at the receiving end of some quite harsh abuse. All of which is included in this book. Several of the letters in this book have originally appeared on this blog. But a hell of a lot of them have not. So don't think i'm trying to sell you something that you can see for free.
The book is available HERE and only costs £5 (plus postage and packaging)
So go and buy it, it's really good. And I really need the money.
If you are a true friend then you would buy it. If you wrote a book I'd buy it from you.
Just so you get an idea about what's in the book I have included the table of contents.
To address the inevitable questions that I am sure will follow.
No you cannot have a free copy.
Even if you are in it.
This applies to Ilaria, Martin & Janet, Ian, Adam, Jonny Torpedo. No free copies for you. Sorry. But I promise to buy you a drink next time I see you.
Once again the book is available HERE.
Go and buy it now.
You know you want to.
If this glowing advert hasn't convinced you to buy, then maybe some reviews will. You can read some glowing reviews HERE and some more HERE.